How to Get Your Ass in the Chair and Words on the Page

Juliane Bergmann
10 min readNov 26, 2022
There is no paper in this typewriter. Photo by Min An

Hardcore procrastinators, perfectionists, and recovering people pleasers: Do you want to write consistently, but somehow always end up watching all the Netflix Christmas movies or helping your cousin’s girlfriend’s dad move instead? Now you’re exhausted, and all the ideas in your head have turned soggy. How do you actually build a writing practice that doesn’t suck and feel like punishment…

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Juliane Bergmann

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